Josh Billings

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

About the only difference between the poor and the rich, is this, the poor suffer misery, while the rich have to enjoy it.

Advice is like castor oil, easy enough to give but dreadful uneasy to take.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.
Common sense is instinct, and enough of it is genius.

Common sense is the knack of seeing things as they are, and doing things as they ought to be done.

Confess your sins to the Lord and you will be forgiven; confess them to man and you will be laughed at.

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed.

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