Acquisition
The discovery that you're no longer a big fish in a small pond, or even a small fish in a big pond, but a small fish in a big fish.
Beauty
If you're attractive enough on the outside, people will forgive you for being irritating to the core.
Change
Politicians are like diapers. They need to be changed often and for the same reason.
Curiosity
Some Places Remain Unknown Because No One Has Ventured Forth. Others Remain So Because No One Has Ever Come Back.
Dare Slack
When birds fly in the right formation, they need only exert half the effort. Even in nature, teamwork results in collective laziness.
Delusions
There is no greater joy than soaring high on the wings of your dreams, except maybe the joy of watching a dreamer who has nowhere to land but in the ocean of reality.
Diversity
Because every person deserves an equal chance to prove their incompetence.
Flattery
If you want to get to the top, prepare to kiss a lot of the bottom
Humiliation
The harder you try, the dumber you look.
Ineptitude
If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly.
Laziness
Success is a journey, not a destination. So stop running.
Legacy
It took millions of years to create something amazingly extraordinary. You have about seventy-four.
