SCUM

"To this very hour we go hungry and thirsty, we are in rags, we are brutally treated, we are homeless. We work hard with our own hands. When we are cursed, we bless; when we are persecuted, we endure it; when we are slandered, we answer kindly. Up to this moment we have become the scum of the earth, the refuse of the world."
1 Corinthians 4:11-13

People

"If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed."
-Albert Einstein

Some Inspirational Quotes

Each one of them is Jesus in disguise.
-Mother Teresa

Every time you smile at someone, it is an action of love, a gift to that person, a beautiful thing.
-Mother Teresa

I am a little pencil in the hand of a writing God who is sending a love letter to the world.
-Mother Teresa

For The Geeks

What do you get when lightening strikes a work of Shakespeare? An Ionic Pentameter!

If Windows' new slogan is life without walls, then where are all the windows?

Two birds are sitting on a fence, Pete and Repeat. Pete flies away.
Q: Who's left?
A: If there's only one there, can it be on the left? Who was on the right? And didn't you say Pete left? Perhaps Pete will return shortly this won't perplex you any longer. They're just birds sitting on a fence, that's what birds do.

What's the difference between introverted engineers and extroverted engineers? When you talk to introverted engineers, they look at their shoes. When you talk to extroverted engineers, they look at your shoes.

Wrestling Coaches Are Liars | Greg Warren Comedian on Flowrestling

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If God would have wanted us to live in a permissive society He would have given us Ten Suggestions and not Ten Commandments.
Zig Ziglar

A Little Scott Adams

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

Let's form proactive synergy restructuring teams.

Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion.

Government

If government were a product, selling it would be illegal.
P. J. O'Rourke

If he only knew

"You're planning to make a ship sail against wind and tide by lighting a fire below deck? I don't have time to listen to that kind of nonsense!"
- Napoleon, about Robert Fultons plans to make a Steamboat.