What do you get when lightening strikes a work of Shakespeare? An Ionic Pentameter!
If Windows' new slogan is life without walls, then where are all the windows?
Two birds are sitting on a fence, Pete and Repeat. Pete flies away.
Q: Who's left?
A: If there's only one there, can it be on the left? Who was on the right? And didn't you say Pete left? Perhaps Pete will return shortly this won't perplex you any longer. They're just birds sitting on a fence, that's what birds do.
What's the difference between introverted engineers and extroverted engineers? When you talk to introverted engineers, they look at their shoes. When you talk to extroverted engineers, they look at your shoes.
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